monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

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wigglytuffs:

marmalade-chainsaw:

more like listening to the stairs omg

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funniest10k:

mockinggrass

Go big or go home

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guccimom:

i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself

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puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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lliampayne:

one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

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tltty:

#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown　

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